Logo for Ass Paddler featuring a donkey with a sprig of hops,  and a paddle.

Welcome to Ass Paddle Brewing — where the spirit of the donkey runs wild and the beer kicks harder than a stubborn mule. We’re not your average brewery — we’re hardworking, a little rough around the edges, and proud of it. Every batch we brew is crafted with the same grit and heart that keeps a donkey moving up a rocky trail — steady, strong, and full of character.

Our beers don’t just bray for attention — they earn it. From bold, full-bodied lagers to easy-drinking ales, each one is brewed to carry you through good times, long nights, and loud laughter.

So saddle up, grab a pint, and let’s raise a glass to good beer, good company, and the stubborn pursuit of doing things our own way. At Ass Paddle Brewing, we’re not afraid to kick a little, laugh loud, and keep the paddles moving.

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Currently Distributing

Label for Oktoberfest Märzen Lager featuring a cartoon donkey with the caption "You Can't Handle the Truth!" and a description of the beer noting it is bold, full-bodied, and packed with Vienna and Munich malts, with notes of toasted bread, caramel, and toffee. The label mentions the beer has 7.2% alcohol and is 1 pint (16 fl oz). A logo shows a German Shepherd's head with a beer mug and the words "Ass Paddle."

You can find the beer above at the following locations!

 

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Want to have our beer at your restaurant, liquor store or brewery? Contact us!