Welcome to Ass Paddle Brewing — where the spirit of the donkey runs wild and the beer kicks harder than a stubborn mule. We’re not your average brewery — we’re hardworking, a little rough around the edges, and proud of it. Every batch we brew is crafted with the same grit and heart that keeps a donkey moving up a rocky trail — steady, strong, and full of character.
Our beers don’t just bray for attention — they earn it. From bold, full-bodied lagers to easy-drinking ales, each one is brewed to carry you through good times, long nights, and loud laughter.
So saddle up, grab a pint, and let’s raise a glass to good beer, good company, and the stubborn pursuit of doing things our own way. At Ass Paddle Brewing, we’re not afraid to kick a little, laugh loud, and keep the paddles moving.
Brewhouse 1
Brewhouse 2
Brewhouse 3
Currently Distributing
You can find the beer above at the following locations!
Phlight