Logo for Ass Paddler featuring a donkey with a sprig of hops,  and a paddle.

What’s currently on Tap

Label for Oktoberfest Märzen Lager featuring a cartoon donkey with the caption "You Can't Handle the Truth!" and a description of the beer noting it is bold, full-bodied, and packed with Vienna and Munich malts, with notes of toasted bread, caramel, and toffee. The label mentions the beer has 7.2% alcohol and is 1 pint (16 fl oz). A logo shows a German Shepherd's head with a beer mug and the words "Ass Paddle."

You can find the beer above at the following locations!

 
 
 

Guildhall (restock in Sept. 2025)

 

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